Thursday, March 24, 2011

Order of Things


It's Friday morning, enough said.

Loaded Server

Its Friday Morning and we're done. It turns out that serving person after person with dietary restrictions, allergies, messy and crying babies, anger issues, mental issues, control issues, abandonment issues or any other kind of issues and just plain jerks we have lost our cool. We wont let you know our cool is gone, we're professionals damn it, but our cool is gone and after work we're gonna get loaded.

Their Way or the Highway


Oh boy Friday morning people know what they want. Don't bother them with logic or business policy. There is no understanding for Friday mornings and don't bother killing with kindness, you've ruined their Friday morning lives.