No knifes at work please.

Friday mornings isn't just a workday for us at the restaurant, it's a day where everybody is trying to make a buck. Just please if you need to make a buck at our work, don't show us your knife and tell us we're going to get molested and killed if we're going to Mexico. We'll let you do your work safely as long as you let us do our safely.

"Is this thing on?"

Please people we're just trying to do our jobs. So if we ask you questions, just answer, verbally, physically, whatever way you can. Please, please dont just stare at us. It's uncomfortable for everyone. And really how hard is it to just say, "fine", "bad", "great", "come back later". We dont want to interrupt an argument, or an uncomfortable silence, a break-up or a breast-feeding, but you came out to eat. U came to be waiting on by another human and so that means that someone will be coming up to you and talking and rechecking on you. If you want to be left alone, stay at home and save us from the awkwardness.

"Made a Crazy Person Chill" merit badge day

Some Friday Mornings, we are forced to deal with peoples lack of social skills. This woman came in and showed her erratic and negative side because of our lack of white bread and the smell like mustard. Although we vent because it's difficult to deal with these attitudes, we always try to make these people feel comfortable about their crazy. For that we get $0.75 tip from them but a "Made a Crazy Person Chill"congratulatory merit badge from the other servers.